Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
the liver wants what the liver wants
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I believe in your delicious
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
