Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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