she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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