I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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