I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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