Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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