Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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