Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize