Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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