Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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