Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Randomize