I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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