Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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