Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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