? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
where am i from again
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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