What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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