No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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