you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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