best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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