im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Come on in and take your pants off
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