i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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