I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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