Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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