quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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