Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
