But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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