so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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