AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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