just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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