had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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