That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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