I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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