He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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