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I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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