i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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