...so i touched it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
