I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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