Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
