What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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