Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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