I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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