Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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