If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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