i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I love you.
Bad choice
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