He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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