DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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