you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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