im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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