doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm at about main and main street
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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