3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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