Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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