I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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