That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
