Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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